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September 21st - Club NME - Luton
See below for details.

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Friday 7th September - The Roar Club - Bedford.
Our first night for Club NME at The Live Room in Luton.
Venue - Club NME, 114 Midland Road Luton
Bands - The Teanagers + Portion + T.B.C.
Entry - T.B.C.

Friday 7th September - The Roar Club - Bedford.
Back to Bedford for another night of The Roar Club in support of the Nubiles.
Venue - Esquires, Bromham Road, Bedford MK40 2QG [multimap].
Bands - The Nubiles + Portion + The Beaslie Gang.
Entry - £5

Big sticky Portion thanks to all that came to the final gig at The Loft. It was a great night that suddenly became very sad at a venue that will be sorely missed.

Saturday 18th August - The Loft - Cambridge.
It's the end of The Loft! Join us and many other bands for the Wrekin Ball and say a sad goodbye to this fantastic venue. More details to come.
Venue - The Loft, Upstairs @ The Graduate, 16 Chesterton Rd, Cambridge. CB4 3AX
Bands - Lots
Entry - T.B.C

Saturday 23rd June - The Loft - Cambridge.
A big thank you to those who came to see us at The Loft last week. If you missed us fooling around with a brand new song we are back this weekend filling an empty slot with Kid Id and Axe Girl from your tellybox.
Venue - The Loft, Upstairs @ The Graduate, 16 Chesterton Rd, Cambridge. CB4 3AX
Bands - Kid Id, Axe Girl, Portion.
Entry - T.B.C

Friday 15th June - The Loft - Cambridge.
Back to The Loft for a night of fun and games with Jynxt. Big beats, angry guitars and the ever present threat of damage make this a night you should not miss.
Venue - The Loft, Upstairs @ The Graduate, 16 Chesterton Rd, Cambridge. CB4 3AX
Bands - Jynxt, Portion, T.B.C
Entry - T.B.C

Thanks to all the Portionites who came to see us at The Roar Club. If you had one shandy too many and have forgotten the night you can refresh your memory by reading this review.

Sunday 6th May - Esquires - Bedford.
The return of the Portion May bank holiday Bedford bender. Portion join the mighty Bowfinger for Sunday night mayhem with no school the next day. More details to follow..
Venue - Esquires, Bromham Road, Bedford MK40 2QG [multimap].
Bands - Bowfinger, The Runners, Portion, Dead Sea Sound, Dan Raza.
Entry - £5 for five bands. Bargin.

Saturday 14th April - The Roar Club - Bedford.
Back to Bedford for a night of The Roar Club. More details to follow..
Venue - Esquires, Bromham Road, Bedford MK40 2QG [multimap].
Bands - Louie + guests + Portion
Entry - £6 advance under the table discount tickets available via Portion.

Friday 2nd March - The Loft - Cambridge.
Portion return to The Loft with at least one new song..
Venue - The Loft, Upstairs @ The Graduate, 16 Chesterton Rd, Cambridge. CB4 3AX
Bands - Portion + other bands T.B.C
Entry - T.B.C

Saturday 27th January - The Loft - Cambridge.
This gig has been canceled due to stupidity on our part.
Portion return to The Loft to support The Hedrons in association with the legendary Drowned in Sound.
Venue - The Loft, Upstairs @ The Graduate, 16 Chesterton Rd, Cambridge. CB4 3AX
Bands - The Hedrons, Portion, T.B.C
Entry - T.B.C

Saturday 30th December - Esquires - Bedford.
The final Portion of 2006 (ha ha). This should be interesting, this is a Beatles night and for the first time ever we will play a handful of covers in the style of Portion as well as our own stuff. More details to follow..
Venue - Esquires, Bromham Road, Bedford MK40 2QG [multimap].
Bands - Bowfinger, Portion, Fruition, T.B.C
Entry - T.B.C

Thanks to everyone that came to see us at The Loft. The malfunctioning smoke machine gave the evening a wonderfully Spinal Tapish feel that may have contributed to Blaine's somewhat playful mood. Check out the video on our myspace page to see Blaine continue his one man crusade against The Loft's ceiling.

Saturday 2nd December - The Loft - Cambridge.
Back to The Loft for a night of fun and games with Jynxt, The Mentalists, and The Brent Flood.
Venue - The Loft, Upstairs @ The Graduate, 16 Chesterton Rd, Cambridge. CB4 3AX
Bands - The Mentalists, Portion, Jynxt, The Brent Flood.
Entry - £4 in advance, £5 on the door.

Big love to all those local Portionites that made Friday such a night to remember. Could this be the start of regular home town Portion gigs?

Thanks to those who came to see us at Esquires on Friday. I am pleased to say there is no lasting damage to either Blaine or Brett!

Friday 27th October - The Wrestlers - St.Neots.
Our first home town gig in quite some time, and what a night it shall be! Support is coming from the mighty Bowfinger and their touring partners The Dogs.
Venue - The Wrestlers, New Street, St.Neots, PE19 1AE.
Bands - Portion, Bowfinger, The Dogs.
Entry - Free

Vote for us here and you can help us get a mention in NME!

Friday 13th October - Esquires - Bedford.
Do you dare join us on Friday the 13th? Portion don their hockey masks for a joint headline with Fruition. Those who have been paying attention will remember them from The Loft, where I do believe they rocked. More details to follow..
Venue - Esquires, Bromham Road, Bedford MK40 2QG [multimap].
Bands - Portion, Fruition, More bands T.B.C
Entry - T.B.C

Saturday 7th October - The Albion Arms - Ampthill. Postponed!
We join the boys from Bowfinger for an up close and personal night of sonic mayhem. This gig has been postponed because of the football, sorry guys and girls.
Venue - The Albion Arms, Ampthill, Bedforshire.
Bands - Bowfinger, Portion.
Entry - Free

Thanks to all that braved the rain on Saturday. It was a great day despite the weather, and if you think about it, had it been dry Blaine would probably have broken some limbs.

Many thanks to all the people who came to see us in Bedford. It was a great night with quality bands that left me partialy blinded for half of Saturday (beer and chilli seems like a classic combination but in the wrong hands it's deadly).

If you missed the interview you can listen to it here.

If you live in the Beds / Bucks area you can catch Blaine, Barry and Mark being interviewed by Gaz and Karen on Chiltern 97.6FM. The interview will be played twice between 7 and 9am and covers diverse subjects such as forming the band, life outside Portion, and poo.

Do you love the loft? God knows we do. The future of this great venue is at risk. Click here to find out what may be in store, and how you can get involved.

It's all about Blaine over on the photo page where you can feast your eyes on a new clutch of photos of the most unpredictable member of Portion.

Saturday 19th August - Cherry Hinton Hall - Cambridge.
Our first full on festival! We've been invited to play this years pink festival, the East of England's only out door LGBT event. It free so why not come along and top up your sun burn!
Venue - Cherry Hinton Hall, Cambridge [Festival Website].
Bands - T.B.C
Entry - Free!

You can now join our myspace group! This fan run site is dedicated to the promotion of Portion in a totally non fight clubish sort of way. Now click here space monkey! Thanks go to Emz for taking this on!

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